References to Chicken: 157 Members of Congress: 8 Lawsuits: 45 Miles of Small Intestine: 95 Working Toilets: 1 Plant: Egg Blocks of Memory Required: 6 Whats Brown and Sticky: Stick Yellow-Bellied Sapsuckers: 4 Grammer: Atosious Praises of Movie Comics: -203 Current Readers: 63 Nachos: 72 Pants/Shirts: 52 Cash Prize: $500,321 Lbs. of Eggplant Per Serving: 86 Average Life Expectancy: 27 years Laser Light Shows: Every Hour, On the Hour What Is Taters Precious: PO-TAY-TOS Potatoes: Boil Em, Mash Em, Stick Em in a Stew TEY MAY KIK R AZZ: BUT TEYLL NEVFR KIK R FREEDUM!!!11 Boxers or Briefs: Neither, Thank You The Electric Slide: ULTISNECIOUS! Lvl: 45 Exp: 2045821 Status: Mashroomized Steve Urkel: Son Goku Chili: 3 Pounds Lean Beef Tenderloin, 1 Cup Chopped Green Bell Pepper, 1 Cup Chopped Onion, 1/4 to 1/2 Teaspoon Crushed Red Pepper, 1 Garlic Clove, Minced, 1 Tablespoon Chilpowder, 1 1/4 Teaspoons Ground Cumin, 1 Tablespoon Brown Sugar, 1 1/2 Teaspoons Dried Oregano, 1 (28-ounce) Can No Salt Added Stewed Tomatoes, Undrained and Chopped, 1 (12-ounce) Can No Salt Added Tomato Paste, 1 (12-ounce) Bottle Light Beer,2 (15-ounce) Cans Kidney Beans, Drained Big O: Show About a Cheerio Weapons of Mass Destruction: 32 Weapons of Masturbation: 901 Sponsored Flavors of Kool-Aid: 27 Jokes Made About President Bush: 706,328,421 Times 'Jackie Chan Adventures' Has Been Referenced: 155 Eggplant Jokes Made: 5 Angst of Preference: USDA Prime Cheese That Isn't Yours: Nacho Cheese Force: Mass Times Acceleration Pounds of Aluminum in 3,593 Coca-Cola Cans: 437 Registered Voles: 293 Conversations About Donkey Kong: 37 Points From Gryffindor: 67 Opposites of Quake Three: 7 People Who Have Ripped Me Off: 3 logic: in the red Elvis Impersonators: 19 Michael Bolton Impersonators: 25 John Bolton Impersonators: 32 Reinforced: Crotch Completed: 37% World-Class Terrorists Caught: 2 (that's more Than George W. Bush!) Ratio of Good Jokes to Bad Jokes: 5:1,000,000 Crayons Made of Chicken:84 Tards Blogged: 33 How Many Fints Could a Fint Fint Fint if a Fint Fint Could Fint Fints: 15.39 Scripts Written About Fint: 84 Scripts About Fint Submitted to Hollywood Producers: 80 Scripts Rejected by Hollywood About Fint: 104 Busses: Humped Daily Police Spending: 400129433 Stafintstics: Not Stravinsky City of Choice: Mexico City Taco Fiesta: 3 Artists: 17 Artístes: 21 Touchdown Passes: 95 Major: Cardiology Mascot: Alphonse the Dumple Sticks Shaken: 181 (and counting!) #1 Music Video: Junior Senior - Move Your Feet Participating Countries: 138 Words Invented: 53 More Than Webster's Nacho + Taco: Naco Preferred Latin/Lawyer Phrase: Quid Quo Pro Ceiling Fans Ingested: 45 Retarded Links Posted: 971 Here is a Palindrome: Racecar Let's Boogie: Let's Dancing Charisma: 4 Brock: Fucking Sampson Now Playing: Harry Potter and the Overly Emphasized Plot Point that Actually has Little to Do with the Book Mood: FUCKING EEEEEMO Last Good Fint: Haha There Was None Official Ninja: Ebisumaru Ingredients: Carbonated Water, High Fructose Corn Syrup and/or Sugar, Citric Acid, Sodium Benzoate (Preservative), Food Starch-Modified, Natural Flavors, Caffeine, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Ascorbic Acid (Preservative), Yellow 6, Red 40. Rape: Funny Racism: Not Funny Are You Still Reading This?: I Doubt It US Supreme Court Justice of Choice: Antonin Scalia Colon: Blocked Colons: 312 Colin: Mocherie Milk: Bagged Doctors: 2 OMG: GIRL ON INTERNET Stairs: 10 Summer Blockbuster: Kicking and Screaming Nutrition Facts: 0 Love Triangles: 4 Love Pentagons: 17 Love Isocohedrons: 201 Useful Stats Presented Here: 0